 - Last login: 3 weeks agoWorldWarySoldier
- Ben is a 34 year old guy from New Zealand.
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- Member since Jun 25, 2005
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Ok, found this on PsychGirL's page, I think its pretty amusing, but I have to say "ouch" PsychGirL...:)
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come ho see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
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