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Ben is a 34 year old guy from New Zealand.
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Ok, found this on PsychGirL's page, I think its pretty amusing, but I have to say "ouch" PsychGirL...:)

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . .. I would but you're never there.



He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . . They don't have time



He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.




She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
He said . . . A widow.



He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come ho see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.